When you join the Mafia, it's a two-way commitment. We're dedicated to keeping good people in the
organization and happy with their career choices. We want you to succeed just as much as you do! And
in order to make sure you have the motivation to keep you on the path to success, here's a list of
some of the things that will keep you indebted.. err, committed to us for life!
- Free Dental Exam
When you first join the Mafia, you'll be given a dental exam free of charge! We'll even take casts of your teeth
and detailed forensic x-rays, to ensure your identity in case of any.. unfortunate.. incidents.
- Mafia Flak Jacket
All new members receive a free Mafia Flak Jacket to keep you safe from stray bullets! These vests are a priceless
display of your Mafia loyalty, and are exclusive to Mafia members only. Anyone caught distributing these items
will be dealt with harshly. (Visit nezroy's niknaks
for flak jacket information).
- Standard Issue Firearm
New members also receive a free, Mafia standard issue paintgun. The Mafia believes in the empowerment model, and
we want all of our employees to feel confident in their abilities to handle themselves in any situation. To this
end, we provide you with the ultimate equalizer for any urban environment. This also guarantees that you will be
able to fulfill any manner of Mafia business. Of course, you are not required to use the Mafia standard issue
firearm if you wish to provide your own weaponry.
- Exclusive 0% APR Loans
Have a great business idea, but just don't have the capital cash to get it off the ground? Got a great product that
you want to sell, but can't find the money to make that initial jump? Come talk to don nezroy and we'll see what we
can arrange. As for collateral, don't worry! We didn't build our house in a remote area next to a deep mountain lake
just for the view!