The Mafia is not just for high school drop-outs anymore! We've got great options for
professionally minded applicants who want to advance their career on the fast-track.
If you don't end up at the bottom of the lake first, you could really go places! New
members receive a free Mafia flak jacket to keep them safe in a gunfight and to make
sure other Mafia members know who you are. We care about you! You will also receive
a standard issue firearm to protect yourself against those who might be holding a
(completely unwarranted) grudge against the family. Don't forget to check out the
benefits pages for a complete rundown of all the great perks to joining the Mafia!
Below are just a few of the potential Mafia career choices. If you have a special
skill that you think could benefit our organization, don't hesitate to contact us.
- Mafia Grunt
Not sure what you want to do? Looking for an entry level position? The Mafia Grunt career may be perfect
for you. No special requirements or knowledge is needed. You might be asked to provide event security or just
stand around for a while looking cool. A great way to find out what the family is all about!
- Mafia Hunter
Think you're handy with that rifle? Like to hide in bushes for hours at a time, just waiting for the right
moment to pounce on your unsuspecting victims? The Mafia Hunter position could be just what you're looking
for! Your responsibilities will include fulfilling hit contracts that have been taken out against other
There citizens, and providing documents and evidence showing that you have succeeded in this task. You will
make a percentage off every hit!
- Mafia Eyecandy
Do you like to get naked? Enjoy hanging out at the spa? Think you have the perfect body? You could be well
suited for the roll of Mafia Eyecandy! Your sole duty is to look good for the Mafia in all social settings.
At your discretion, you may also be called upon to provide the occasional lap dance or strip tease, for a
modest fee.
- Mafia Driver
Speed, speed, and more speed. Is that your definition of a good time? Well, we're always looking for skilled
drivers to help with getaways, drive-by's, and counter-harassment. If adrenaline runs through your veins, you
may be just the person we're looking for.
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